Word Play Jokes

A Fortunate Coincidence

John: "I'm glad you named me John."
Mother: "Why?"
John: "Because that's what all the kids at school call me."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes)
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Letter On Christmas Eve

Q: What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?
A: Black mail!

Categories: Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes)
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Croaking Grandpa

There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked his grandpa, "Can you make a sound like a frog, Grandpappy?" Grandpa (being in a kind of ill mood) responds, "No, I don't really want to make the sound of a frog now". So, the second little boy comes out and asks his grandfather, "Will you please make a sound like a frog?" Grandpa again says, "No, not now. I don't really want to do that. I'm in a grumpy mood. Maybe later." Then the third little boy comes out and says, "Grandpa, oh please, please, please will you make a sound like a frog?" "Why do all of you boys want me to make a sound like a frog?" Grandpa asked. The little boy replied with a hopeful face, "Well, Mom said that when you croak we get to go to Disney World!"

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Old Age Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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