Word Play Jokes

Illegal Parking

Q: What happens when a frog parks illegally?
A: It gets toad!

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Drunk Chicken

Q: What do you get from a drunk chicken?
A: Scotch eggs!

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Harley and a Hoover

Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
A: The location of the dirt bag.

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