Word Play Jokes

Floor Length Curtains

Q: What did the curtain say to the floor? 
A: Stop looking under my skirt!

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Peace and Quiet

"Honk if you love Peace and Quiet"

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Nose Walks Into a Bar

A nose walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve you. You're already off your face."

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