Word Play Jokes

Undertaker

Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?
A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.

Categories: Profession Jokes (Accountant Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Anonymous

Two Better Than One

They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.

Categories: Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults) , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Directions

Yo mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults) , Word Play Jokes , Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Stupid)
Anonymous