Word Play Jokes

Fish Chat

Q: What did the whitefish say in conversation with each other?
A: Nothing that made any sense, as they were both "talking pollocks!"

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Submitted BY: Nicholas Winskill

Yo Mama - Refrigerator

Yo mama's like a refrigerator, everyone puts their meat in her.

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Wonder Player

Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder player
Fan: Why's that?
Manager: Every time he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy him!

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