Mormon Kids

Q: Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?
A: Because 30 is too many!

The Definition of BTU

Recent confusion about the meaning of the abbreviation BTU has lead to the creation of set definitions that may be used when discussing its meaning.
1. Big Time Unemployment
2. Buy Thermal Underwear
3. Bill's Tax Utopia
4. Being Totally Unfair 

Yo Mama - Concentrate

Yo mama so stupid she looks at a can of juice for days 'cause it says concentrate.