Word Play Jokes

Snoop Dogg and the Umbrella

Q: Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
A: For drizzle!

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Submitted BY: LFMOD

Bee Poetry

Q: Why did the bee start talking poetry?
A: He was waxing lyrical!

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Anonymous

Two Molecules

Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "I'm positive!"

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Anonymous