Word Play Jokes

Mexican Mosh Pit

Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans in a mosh pit?
A: A bean dip.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Mexico Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Racist Jokes (Mexican Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Bullies

A young boy comes home from school in a bad mood. His father asks him, "What's wrong, son?" The kid tells his dad that he's upset because another kid has been teasing him and calling him gay. The father says, "Punch him in the face next time he does that. I bet he'll stop." The kid replies, "Yeah, but he's so cute!"

Categories: School Jokes (Elementary School Jokes) , School Jokes (Middle School Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Cat St. Nick

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with St. Nick?
A: Santa Claws!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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