Word Play Jokes

Peter Parker

Q: Why did Peter Parker get fired?
A: He spent all day on the web.

Anonymous

Rooster Bash

Q: What do you call two roosters having a fight?
A: A Cock-a-Doodle-Duel!

Anonymous

Golf Clubs

There was a business woman who just made a million dollars for an Arabian Oil Sheik. When she was leaving, the Oil Sheik offered her Diamonds and rubies and a Silver-plated Rolls Royce, but she declined. The Sheik insisted so she said that she just started to golf and maybe a set of golf clubs would be nice. A few weeks later she received a telegram from the sheik.“So far I have bought you 3 golf clubs. I hope you aren't disappointed that only 2 of them have swimming pools."

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