Word Play Jokes

Perfect Summer Day

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes
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Saddam Hussein and His Father

Q: What did Saddam Hussein have in common with his father?
A: Neither knew when to pull out!

Categories: Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Terrorist Jokes (Saddam Jokes) , Riddles
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Office Values

Boss (to the new employee): We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?
New employee: Yes, sir.
Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.

Categories: Work & Office Jokes (About Boss) , Word Play Jokes
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