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Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A: Because you can see right through them !

Chess Nuts

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the hotel manager came out of his office and asked them to disperse. "But why?, they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

Small Feet

Q: Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
A: He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink