Word Play Jokes

Lone Idiot

A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”

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Toys 'R' Us

Q: What do you call Toys R' Us in the hood?
A: We B Toyz N' Shit

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Poker In The Jungle

Q: Why don't they play poker in the jungle?
A: Too many cheetahs.

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