Word Play Jokes

Psy Cards

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a deck of cards!            
Psychiatrist:  Sit over there and I'll deal with you later!

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Anonymous

Jesus' Away Message

Jesus' away message on Good Friday, "BRB."

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Anonymous

A Bet With the Butcher

I bet the butcher $50 that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high."

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Submitted BY: Anonymous