Word Play Jokes

Stop Green, Go Red

Q: When do you stop at GREEN and go at RED?
A: When you're eating a watermelon!

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Marooned!

Q. Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided?
A. The survivors were marooned.

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Sleeping Bull

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer.

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