Condiment Rx

Q: Did you hear about the injured condiment?
A: He had to be rushed to the Mayo Clinic.

Never Again

Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me," the answer to that is, "That's the point."

Jones Syndrome

Patient: Doc, I can't stop singing, "The Green, Green Grass of Home."
Doc: "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
Patient: "Is it common?"
Doc: "It's Not Unusual."