Word Play Jokes

Never Again

Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me," the answer to that is, "That's the point."

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Jones Syndrome

Patient: Doc, I can't stop singing, "The Green, Green Grass of Home."
Doc: "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
Patient: "Is it common?"
Doc: "It's Not Unusual."

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Toasty

Q: How do astronauts stay warm?
A: With a space heater!

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