Word Play Jokes

Virgin Wool

Q: Where do you get virgin wool?
A: From ugly sheep.

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Brown and Sticky

Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick!

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Slap A Lady

Q: When is the only time you can smack an ugly woman in the face?
A: When her mustache is on fire.

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