Word Play Jokes

The Hot Dog Bun

Q: What did the dog say to the hot dog bun?
A: "Are you pure bred?"

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Submitted BY: tigerfire

Recycled Toilet Paper

Q: How do you recycle toilet paper?
A: Hang it on the wall and bash the shit out of it.

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Anonymous

Jail Birds

Q: What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
A: Jail-birds!

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Anonymous