Word Play Jokes

Job Pain

I've got a job paralysing people.
It's back breaking work.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Ring Me

Went to the jewelry store and asked for an earring.
The assistant slapped me on the side of the head, now I have tinnitus.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Yo Mama - Pushed Around

Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna push me 'round no more."

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