Word Play Jokes

Brown Fingered Artist

Q: Who is the famous artist with brown fingers?
A: Pic-ass-o.

Anonymous

Skeleton Soup

Q: What sort of soup do skeletons like?
A: One with plenty of body in it!

Anonymous

Unlucky Three

Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey, the beach, and Witch?
A: A turkey sand-witch.

Anonymous