Word Play Jokes

Leper Hockey Game

Q: Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?
A: There was a face-off in the corner.

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Ocean Fresh

People say the ocean's polluted. I've heard it's really tidey.

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Cheetahs

Q: Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
A: They might be cheetahs!

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