Word Play Jokes

Beer Nuts

Q: What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
A: Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.

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Santa's Gas Mileage

Q: Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
A: Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

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Gas Bill

Q: Why did Hitler kill himself?
A: The Jews sent him the gas bill.

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