Chasing Bubbles

Q: Did you hear about the boy bubble who chased the girl bubble?
A: He wanted to see her bust!

Vampires In America

Q: Where did vampires go to first in America?
A: New Fangland!

Top 5 Men In A Woman's Life

The Top 5 Men in a Woman's life are

1. Doctor.
2. Dentist.
3. Coal man.
4. Decorator.
5. Bank manager.

A Doctor says to take off your clothes. A Dentist says open wide. A Coal man asks "where do you want it, front or back?" A Decorator says "how do you like it now that it’s up?" A Bank manager says "don’t take it out you’ll lose interest"!