Mastering Checking

Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new checking account. "The bank returned the check you wrote to the sporting goods store," she said. "Oh good," he said, "Now I can use it to buy some stereo equipment!"

High Flyer

Q: What do you call a statistician on drugs?
A: A high flyer.

What Does An Envelope Say?

Q: What does an envelope say when you lick it?
A: Nothing, it just shuts up.