Word Play Jokes

Dead People

Q: Why is a necrophiliac like a grave digger?
A: They both dig dead peoples holes.

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Swan Dance

Q:  What do baby swans dance to?
A: Cygnet-ure-tunes!

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Flies Out of The Kitchen

Q: How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?
A: Put a pile of manure in the living room!

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