Word Play Jokes

Swan Dance

Q:  What do baby swans dance to?
A: Cygnet-ure-tunes!

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Flies Out of The Kitchen

Q: How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?
A: Put a pile of manure in the living room!

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Where Do You Work

A guy walks up to a one legged lady and said hey where do you work? The lady says iHop. The guy says no not how you get to work, where you work?

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