Word Play Jokes

In-Laws and Outlaws

Q: What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
A: Outlaws are wanted.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother-in-Law Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father-in-Law Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Composition

Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving," little Timothy wrote, "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes , Holiday Jokes (Thanksgiving Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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A Blind Dinosaur

Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A: A Thoughtusawus.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dinosaur Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Submitted BY: tsfairley