Word Play Jokes

Knock Knock - Sizzle

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sizzle!
Sizzle who?
Sizzle hurt me more than it will hurt you!

Anonymous

Knock Knock - Harmon

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Harmon!
Harmon who?
Harmon your side!

Anonymous

Pirates Pierced Ears

Q: A: How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?
A: A Buccaneer!

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