Rams and Patriots Fans

POST GAME DISCUSSION
Two Rams fans were standing at a bar. The one fan said to the other, "You know, the Patriots might have won the Super Bowl, but their fans are such a**holes!" A man walked up to them and with a mad look on his face said, "I find that statement offensive!" One of the Rams fans replied, "Oh, you must be a Patriots fan." "No," the man said, "I'm an a**hole!"

Giraffe Collision

Q: What do you get when two giraffes collide?
A: A giraffic jam.

OJs Limo Service

Have you heard that OJ is starting a new Airport Limo service? His motto is, "We get you there with time to kill!"