Word Play Jokes

Doctor Tee-Pee

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam.
Doctor: You're too tents.

Anonymous

Bug Love

Q: Did you hear about the two bed bugs that met in the mattress?
A: They were married in the spring.

Anonymous

Astronaut Booty Call

Can I explore your black hole?

Anonymous