Word Play Jokes

Bug Love

Q: Did you hear about the two bed bugs that met in the mattress?
A: They were married in the spring.

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Astronaut Booty Call

Can I explore your black hole?

Anonymous

The Race

There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap. They were really bored, so they decided to run a race. During the race, Crap fell down, and Manners stopped to help him. But Shutup ran so fast the police caught him. Here's how the conversation went: Police Officer #1: "What's your name?" Shutup: "Shutup." Police Officer #2: "Where's your manners?" Shutup: Back there picking up Crap!"

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