Word Play Jokes

Jews Voting for President

I asked a Jew who he was going to vote for as president. He said, "Well, the last time Jews listened to a bush, they wandered in the desert for 40 years."

Categories: Political Jokes (About Republicans) , Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Light Bulb - Goths

Q: How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They prefer everything all black anyway.

Categories: Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Light Bulb Jokes
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Smokey the Bear

Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have children?
A: Every time his wife got hot, he stamped her out.

Categories: Animal Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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