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Two Canadian Seasons

In Canada, there are two Seasons... six months of winter and six months of poor snowmobiling.

Broken Heart

Q: What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowman?

A: She gave him the cold shoulder!

Cold Milk

Q: What do you call an Eskimo cow?

A: An Eskimoo!

Forecast

The forecast calls for a wintry mix followed by a warming trend of you in my hot tub.

Snowpeople

Q: What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?

A: Snowballs.