Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada, there are two Seasons... six months of winter and six months of poor snowmobiling.
Q: What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowman?
A: She gave him the cold shoulder!
Q: What do you call an Eskimo cow?
A: An Eskimoo!
The forecast calls for a wintry mix followed by a warming trend of you in my hot tub.
Q: What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?