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The best jokes and joke writers!

Winter Tiger

Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

A: Frostbite!

Happy Feet

Q: Where do snowmen go to dance?

A: Snowballs!

Snowman Scent

Q: What did one snowman say to the other?

A: "Weird, I smell carrots, too."

Snow Cash

Q: Where does the snowman get his money?

A: From the snow bank.

Difference In Snowmen

Q: Whats the difference between a girl snowman and a boy snowman?

A: Snowballs!