U.S. State Jokes

St. Paul Football Team

Q: Why doesn't St. Paul have a professional football team?
A: Because then Minneapolis would want one!

Anonymous

Wyoming Jokes

Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared! 
Dumb Wyoming Laws:

  • It is illegal to wear a hat that obstructs people's view in a public theater or place of amusement.
  • It is illegal for women to stand within five feet of a bar while drinking.
  • You may not take a picture of a rabbit during the month of June.
  • Cheyenne - Citizens may not take showers on Wednesdays. 

Anonymous

More Californians to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
A: Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend.

Anonymous