U.S. State Jokes

Georgia Math

The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, "Y'all graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I wuz to give yew $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everthang but my earrings. "

Submitted BY: RichK

Texas Energy

Q: What's the difference between a Texas energy company and a Dumpster Fire?
A: A Dumpster Fire creates affordable light and heat.
 

Anonymous

Where the Winds Blow

Q: Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?
A: Kentucky sucks.

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