Travel Jokes

Filipino Pilots

Q: What do you call two Filipino pilots?
A: A pair of pliers.

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Tasered At The Airport

Got tasered picking up my friend from the airport today. Apparently security doesn't like it when you shout, "Hi Jack!"

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Virginia Football Players

Q: If you have a Virginia Tech football player and a UVA Football player in the same car at the same time, who drives?
A: The state trooper!!"

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