Blonde's Trip to England

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?
A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock.

Two Women's Airplane Trip

Two women, one from the north and one from the south, are seated next to one another on a plane. "Where you flyin' to?" says the southern woman. The northern woman turns up her nose. "Don't you know you should NEVER end a sentence with a preposition?" The southern woman thinks about this for a second. "Where you flyin' to, bitch?"

Driving In Fog

Q: When driving through fog what should you use?
A: Your car!