Telephone Jokes

Yo Mama - Cell Phone Plan

Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute -- anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.

Anonymous

Elephant Calls

Q: Why don't elephants use cellular phones?
A: So the rest of the world won't know their plans.

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Anonymous

Blonde and a Payphone

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a payphone?
A: It costs twenty-five cents to use a payphone!

Anonymous