Technology Jokes - Computer Jokes

Q: How do computer hackers escape?

A: I think they just ransomware.

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' 

The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: 

"You've got Male!" 

Q: How many first-time computer users does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: One, but it takes him three hours and two phone calls to the electrician before he realizes he forgot to turn the switch on.

Tech Support: "What does the screen say now."

Person:  "It says, Hit ENTER when ready'."

Tech Support: "Well?"

Person: "How do I know when it's ready?"