Technology Jokes

Smart Phone Trouble

My girlfriend texted me "helpmyspacebarbrokecanyoucomeoverandgivemeanalternative"
Anybody know what "ternative" means?

Anonymous

Apple Time Saver

iOS 17: Apple has finally agreed to stop autocorrecting the word FUCK to DUCK and SHIT to SHOT. This should work out to be a huge time saver. One user commented that it would save her at least an hour daily correcting words back to her intended curse. 
Thank you Apple!

Anonymous

Into Computers

"Yeah, I'm into computers, but trust me, I'm neither Micro or Soft."

Anonymous