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Frozen Windows

Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning... 

'Windows frozen; won't open'

Husband texts back, 'Pour warm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer'

Five minutes later wife texts back, 'Computer really messed up now.'

Friday Pick-Up Lines - Phone Trouble

There's something wrong with my phone.

It doesn't have your number in it...

PC Curtains

Q: Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?

A: To open windows

Britney Spears & Computers

Q: How is a computer like Britney Spears?

A They're both cheap, white, and plastic.

Craig's List - Robot

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. He asks his son, "Son, where were you today during school hours?" "At school." The robot slaps the son. "Okay, I went to the movies!" The father asks, "Which one?" "Harry Potter." The robot slaps the son again. "Okay, I was watching porn!" The father replies, "What? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was!" The robot slaps the father. The mom chimes in, "Haha! After all, he is your son!" The robot slaps the mother.

The robot is back on Craig's list.