Technology Jokes

Texting Trouble

A man received text message from his neighbor:
"Sorry sir, I am using your wife, day and night when you aren't home. I'm confessing this to you because I feel very guilty. I hope you will accept my sincere apology".
The man was so angry he killed his wife.
A few minutes later he received another text message :
"Damn auto correct! Sorry sir, spelling mistake, wi fi - not wife".

Categories: Technology Jokes (Smartphone Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Geek Booty Call - Sniffer

My sniffer wants to decode your packet.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Technology Jokes (Computer Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Facebook Warning

Internet security company FireEye has identified a potent new computer virus timed to launch on Superbowl Sunday. It's being sent via Facebook as a friend request from The Hormel Food company.  Whatever you do, don't accept the request.
It turns out to be just a lot of Spam.

Categories: Technology Jokes (Internet Jokes) , Technology Jokes (Social Media Jokes) , Food Jokes
Submitted BY: Megan