Technology Jokes

Klingon Lightbulb

Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb ?
A: None, burned out light bulbs have NO honor.  And a true Klingon Warrior is not afraid of the dark!

Categories: Technology Jokes (Star Trek Jokes) , Light Bulb Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Texting Trouble

A man received text message from his neighbor:
"Sorry sir, I am using your wife, day and night when you aren't home. I'm confessing this to you because I feel very guilty. I hope you will accept my sincere apology".
The man was so angry he killed his wife.
A few minutes later he received another text message :
"Damn auto correct! Sorry sir, spelling mistake, wi fi - not wife".

Categories: Technology Jokes (Smartphone Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Geek Booty Call - Sniffer

My sniffer wants to decode your packet.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Technology Jokes (Computer Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous