Technology Jokes

Space Stick

Q: Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped on the chewing gum?
A: He got stuck in orbit !

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Technology Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
Anonymous

USS Enterprise Crewmembers Lightbulb

Q: How many members of the USS Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six.  Scotty to get on the intercom when the light goes out and say, "I canna do it, Cap'n!".  Spock to tell Kirk he is proceeding illogically.  McCoy to say "Dammit, Jim -- I'm a doctor not an electrician!!"  Kirk to screw it in and two red-shirt security officers to die in the process.

Categories: Technology Jokes (Star Trek Jokes) , Light Bulb Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Predictive Text

The guy who invented predictive text died last night.
His funfair is next monkey.

Categories: Technology Jokes (Smartphone Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
Submitted BY: Elshiva