U.S. State Jokes - New York Jokes

Who Drove The Bus

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
In June a replacement bus driver hired by Greyhound during the drivers' strike met the bus he was to drive from Delaware to New York City. However, a passenger on the bus wound up driving to New York because the substitute driver could not drive a stick shift.

Categories: Travel Jokes (Bus Ride Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (New York Jokes)
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New York City Eggs

Q: If you went to New York City for vacation and found eggs everywhere, what would the city's new name be?
A: New Yolk City!

Categories: U.S. State Jokes (New York Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Zombie Couture

Q: What kind of clothes do Zombies wear?
A: Decay NY.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes) , Riddles , U.S. State Jokes (New York Jokes)
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