U.S. State Jokes - Massachusetts Jokes

Patriots Guilty

Q: Why did the NFL rule that the entire Patriots team was guilty in the #deflategate scandal?
A: Because all men would know if their balls were smaller than usual when they started playing with them.

Anonymous

Patriots Admit Guilt

Q: What did the Patriots say about #deflategate in their press conference?
A: The Patriots said it was true, they did deflate the Colts balls during the championship game.

Anonymous

Salem Parade

To celebrate the anniversary of the Salem Trials of 1692, a parade was held.
I made a witch float and they burned it.

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