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Soccer Players

Hey babe, soccer players know eleven positions! High five!

Centipede Football

Q: Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?

A: He took too long to put his shoes on!

Goalkeeper's Favorite Snack

Q: What is a goal keepers favorite snack?

A: Beans on post!

Three Attackers

Can I bring a third attacker along? Goooaaalll!

Italian Flip-Flops

Q: What's an Italians favorite part of football?

A: Half time, they get to switch sides again.