Sports Jokes - Soccer / Football Jokes

Soccer Players

Hey babe, soccer players know eleven positions! High five!

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Centipede Football

Q: Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?
A: He took too long to put his shoes on!

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Goalkeeper's Favorite Snack

Q: What is a goal keepers favorite snack?
A: Beans on post!

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