Make Out With a Blonde

A man takes a beautiful blonde to his apartment. They're kissing in the elevator when she feels something in his pocket. "What is that?" she asks. "Those are my golf balls." "Is that like tennis elbow?"

Bowling Alley Prank Call

Call a bowling alley, and ask, "Do you have 10 lb. balls?"
When the attendant says yes, ask, "Then how the hell do you walk?"

Cheat at Swimming

Did you hear about the blonde that, after losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms?