Cheat at Swimming

Did you hear about the blonde that, after losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms?

Busted!

The swimming pool opened today. Guess it was just my dumb luck, I got caught taking a pee in the pool.
The darn lifeguard yelled at me so loud, I nearly fell in.

Frog on the Cricket Team

Q: What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?
A: He bowled long hops!