Pick your sport carefully.

After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on corporate America's recreation preferences:
1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: Basketball.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: Bowling.
3. The sport of choice for front line workers is: Football.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is: Baseball.
5. The sport of choice for middle management is: Tennis.
6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is: Golf.
Conclusion: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become!

Different Between Yoga Instructor and Torturer

Q: What is the difference between a yoga instructor and a torturer?
A: The torturer apologizes first!

If Men Ruled The Sports World

• Once a year, you could gather 30 friends, put on horned helmets and go pillage a nearby town.
• The only show opposite "Monday Night Football" would be "Monday Night Football From a Different Camera Angle."
• The victors in any athletic competition would get to kill and eat the losers' mascot.