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Cricket?

They were married on the cricket field, that night they were quite wicket, the bride said with a happy smile, I'm sure this can't be cricket.

Olympic Bobsled

Q: Why did the USA Bobsled team name their Olympic sled 'Biden'?

A: Because nothing has taken America downhill faster

JKF Boxing

Q: Why wouldn't JFK make a good boxer?

A: He can't take a shot to the head!

New Boxing Term

They are making a new boxing term for Tyson.... instead of KO, it will be a Van Gogh. As in; "Evander was Van Gogh'd in the third!"

An Eye For An Eye

Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?

A: No stupid! An eye for an eye!