Sports Jokes - Hunting Jokes

Redneck Gets Shot

At the police station, Bubba explained to the police officer why his cousins shot him. "Well," Bubba began, "We wuz havin' a good time drinking, when my cousin Ray picked up his shotgun and said, 'Hey, der ya fellows wanna go hunting?" "And then what happened?" the officer interrupted. "From what I remember," Bubba said, "I stood up and said, 'Sure, I'm game." 

Categories: Redneck Jokes (You Might Be a Redneck) , Sports Jokes (Hunting Jokes)
Anonymous

20 Dead Frenchmen

Q: What do you call 20 dead frenchmen in the back of a lorry.
A: A good days hunting.

Categories: Sports Jokes (Hunting Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (French Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Bush and Cheney Hunting

Bush and Cheney went hunting, killed a giant buck, and were dragging it by the legs back to their car, when they were approached by a seasoned old hunter. "Hello, Mr. President, and Vice President. If I may please make a suggestion... it would be much easier for you to drag your deer in the other direction. Then the antlers won't dig into the ground."
The leaders of the free world thanked the man and tried his suggestion. A while later Cheney said, "You know, that was good thinking. This is a lot easier!" "Yessir," agreed Bush. "But durn it! We're gettin' farther away from our truck!"

Categories: Political Jokes (About Republicans) , Sports Jokes (Hunting Jokes)
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