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Suicidal Stanley Cup

Ron Hextal, the Flyer's goalie, was so upset about losing the Stanley Cup that he decided to commit suicide, so he jumped out in front of a bus. It went through his legs.

Canadian Doggy Style

Q: Why do Canadian's do it doggy style?

A: So they can both watch the hockey game!

Crossbar Jumping

Q: Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

A: All of them, a crossbar can't jump!

Girls and Hockey

Q: Why can't girls play hockey?

A: Because they have to change their pads every period!

Mario LeMieux and Courtney Love

Q: What do Mario LeMieux and Courtney Love have in common?

A: They both shower after three periods!