Sports Jokes - Hockey Jokes

Top 10- Hockey vs. Sex

  1. YOU GO IN 1-2 MINUTE SHIFTS
  2. THE PUCK IS ALWAYS HARD
  3. THE PROTECTIVE EQUIPMENT IS REUSABLE
  4. IT LASTS A FULL HOUR
  5. YOU KNOW YOU ARE FINISHED WHEN THE BUZZER SOUNDS
  6. YOUR PARENTS CHEER WHEN YOU SCORE
  7. A 2 ON 1 OR 3 ON 1 IS NOT UNCOMMON
  8. IT IS LEGAL TO PLAY PROFESSIONALLY
  9. YOU CAN COUNT ON IT AT LEAST TWICE A WEEK
  10. PERIODS ONLY LAST 20 MINUTES

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Polish Hockey Team

Q: Heard about the Polish hockey team?
A: They all drowned in spring training.

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Suicidal Stanley Cup

Ron Hextal, the Flyer's goalie, was so upset about losing the Stanley Cup that he decided to commit suicide, so he jumped out in front of a bus. It went through his legs.

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